Pittroffs Corner.

So the day started off as any other. Little did my stupid ass know, it was to be a horrific SHITFUCK(Yes, thats the only word I can use to describe it) of a day. I started it off with some Call of Duty 5/Skate 2. At about 12, I went to Phoenix park, and the fucking Osirus team was there warming up, they fucking sucked, and James Brockman may or may not be the ugliest dude on the face of the Earth. I thought he was only gross in pictures...I was wrong. If you're balding, heed my advice and shave your fucking hair. So I skated there for alittle and completely ruined my knee. By the way, Viccarone was there with them and he was KILLING it. He kickflipped up the 6 stair and it made zero sense. So after that, I left and went to Chipotle and talked to Giby. I went to the tattoo shop to get Virgin Mary dressed like a whore, and the lady infront of me, who was 300 pounds EASY, took forever because she "didn't like the way it looked on her arm." I mean really, no tattoo is gonna look GREAT on an arm thats as big as my torso. So it turned out he only had enough time to go over the 164 Scott, Licardi, and Zach gave me. Now heres where the kicker comes in, I decided I would try and salvage the day by going to Tempe Park, So I get there and skate for alittle, and I figured I'd so some rail tricks but I couldn't have been more wrong. The biggest black dude ever, waxed the rail worse than a rollerblader would. I slammed so fucking hard doing a feeble. So I took a credit card and spent ATLEAST 10 minutes "de-waxing" this fucking rail. I tried the feeble again and fell even worse. THEN, if you're still reading this you're in for a treat, this guy who was about 33-38 years old was there with his little girl, and I see him talking to his little girl and the girl looks at me and asks why I'm "wearing my sisters pants." I told the guy to teach his kid some fucking manors and it escalated from there and I ended up pushing this guy up against the fence and a bunch of guys broke it up.

Heres some shitty pictures to go with a shitty day.


I wish this blimp woulda pulled a Hindenburg.


Essential items for skating. A HUGE jug of water to offset the fucking heat, cigerettes to keep stress down from kids getting in your way, VOX just because, and Indy 149's to NOT get anywhere close to coping.


The Skyline here is pretty wack.


Some trees. Fuck this update is bad...


Pretty rad house though.

I also saw a kid with a Blazer overcoat, 1 dirtbike glove, a flexfit hat, a purple shirt, and oakleys doing flatground.
Everyone out here wears purple shirts everyday, I don't get it.
Thats it.